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nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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I guess
I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

monkeysaysficus:

cptmalhammer:

Officer Bennett from Orange Is The New Black takes a shower. For the love of all that is holy, watch the entire 48 seconds. Bless.

Jesus Christ it was WORTH IT

I’m not crying because of the sweet and beautiful melody you’re playing. I’m crying because I can play it better.

the13thchair:

- The 13th Chair

castielsteenwolf:

How to do sex:

  • Put the lime in the coconut
  • shake it all up

reasonsmysoniscrying:

4yo (tries zucchini): “It doesn’t taste like fruit. It doesn’t taste like vegetables. It doesn’t taste good - but it’s not bad!”

Nailed it.

the-cosmic-five-year-old:

New Doctor Who trailer!

lackyannie:

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

LMFAOOOOO

lackyannie:

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

LMFAOOOOO